Black Friday

25 11 2006

Well it has come and now finally gone. Black Friday! This was an excruciating 15 hour work day for me. Up at the crack of dawn, shower, feed the dog, out the door. I don’t normally write about work on my blog (for good reason) but today I will just to give you a taste for what I deal with.

Today I came into work and there was not a single parking spot to be found. Lucky for me, as an employee, we get special places to park so I didn’t have to worry about it. When I got inside the store was packed. This is what retailers dream of. A full store, lines at every checkout, and people streaming in and out of the store. Without going into a lot of detail, the store did better today as a whole than we did last year. My department, while strong in sales today, served only as a lure to bring people in. We didn’t make any money for the store due to the type of products we were selling. That’s the way it is sometimes though.

Here is some video. This is NOT where I work, fortunately I don’t have to deal with this kind of insanity. This is a prime example of greed, consumerism, and pure egotistical hysteria that drives Black Friday each and every year. I love making money off you dip shits.





Clones

23 11 2006

Having been raised in a scientific household, I’ve always been a big fan of the science discipline. What happens however when science goes wrong? See for yourself.

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Analogies from High School.

23 11 2006

5. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.

You need to check out this web page. If there is one thing that I think I’m fairly good at, it’s writing coherently. I can thank my boychoir school English teacher for most of that and my father for giving me the creative mind to put things together (the Santa letters need to be assembled into a book). Anyhow, this web site will give you some insight into the minds of current day high school kids and their writing skills. I can comfortably say I’ve never made analogies like these.

The 25 Funniest Analogies (Collected by High School English Teachers)





Leelanites and Kriptonite?

20 11 2006

Alright folks, this is going to be a bitch week. Hopefully one of only a few that I will have in the near future. As my previous post indicated, I’m a little irritated with some of you rotten bastards who think it’s somehow my single most important job in life to ram my face up your ass. Thank GOD this season comes only once a year. When it’s over you all can go back to your usual, more pleasant selves. Yes, work has been a little crazy lately. Not only do I get to put in 12 hour days for the next week (while the rest of you enjoy vacation), I get to deal with the craziest of them all on BLACK FRIDAY. (That’s code in retail meaning come in to my store and let me rob you blind). I love being a enterprising capitalist sometimes.

Now, back to my real reason for writing today. Who taught people to drive in this county anyhow? Are your necks so red that the fundamentals of driving completely elude you? Why do I have to be the one to remind you looses to DIM YOUR LIGHTS when you approach other cars? Do you really think other drivers want to be blinded by anything OTHER than your arrogance? If you can’t see at night, please for the sake of humanity, STAY OFF THE ROAD!! Second, why do you believe it’s ever OK to tailgate anyone on icy roads? Some dork decided this would be fun this morning as I was headed to work at 5AM. Well, rather than get there any faster than he would have had he just stayed behind me, he passed, did a pretty impressive fishtail right in front of me and then suddenly had a revelation that maybe he should just slow his ass down. Funny how that works.

Really, I mean no harm to anyone but really folks, driving is NOT difficult. Watch the video to see some crazy drivers….





A Moment

18 11 2006

My day in a nutshell. Retail sucks sometimes. Wouldn’t you just love to hang up one of these posters behind your desk?





Close Call

15 11 2006

It’s been a few days since the fall election and I wanted to take a little time to reflect on the results. First, go DEMS, they swept the house and regained the senate again after 12 years on the national level. Everything is still a far cry from any sort of mandate but clearly voters were intent enough to put a cap on the corruption in Washington (not that the Dems have a great track record).

On to the local scene since ultimately that’s why I write this blog.

A mere 90 Leelanau County voters – fewer than one percent of those casting ballots – made the difference in Tuesday’s vote to approve a 1-mill property tax increase for two years to support county operations and 9-1-1 emergency services.

The above is quoted from the Enterprise. That only 90 people made the difference on this one single issue shows a great deal about where the priorities are for people in this county. I hate taxes just as much as the next guy but DAMM, if I happen to have a stroke or a heart attack in my home and I need medical or emergency help fast, I want to be able to call 911 and get someone on the line to help me! Apparently there are lots of folks up here who think nothing will ever happen to them. That somehow they believe that if they need help, it will magically just show up at a moments notice. As it is all the public services in the county are still volunteer. My Grandfather might have lived a few more years had it not taken 45 minutes for help to arrive when he had a heart attack.

Don’t get me wrong, I applaud the people who provide the services we do have but come on folks. It WILL happen to you. Shame on those of you who voted against this millage. Fortunatly you lost but had you mustered just a wee bit more support, you could certianly count on a premature death if you were to get into an accident. I’m always shocked by the complete arragonce and ignorance of people in this county.

Anyhow, congrats to all of you who managed to save your jobs. At least there will remain 29 of you who actually work in this county in the winter to provide services and programs to residents.





Crazy Cat

13 11 2006

No animals were hurt in the making of this video.

Funny cat, check this out!

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Tonedeaf Nation

13 11 2006

Check out this web site. This is a test to identify your musical skills. I scored 94.5% on this test. Leave a comment and tell me how you did. You need the newest version of Macromedia Flash to take the test. You should have that anyway.

Test Your Musical Skills in Six Minutes





Locals and the Survival of Business

12 11 2006

I’m compelled to write on this important topic due to an event yesterday that really ticked me off. Leelanau is a tourist county, it is a county that doubles in size in the summer and shrinks away to nothing in the winter. Each business in this county makes the bulk of their money during the summer months. Many simply shut down in the winter rather than trying to survive. Each business that stays open hopes to have just enough in reserve to make it through the long winter when things slow down. If there is one thing you don’t want to do in this county as a business owner, it’s piss off a local. We locals are who put food on your table in the winter. We locals are your repeat business, your loyal customers, your friends and neighbors. Without us, you can not sustain your business and make a profit at the same time, ESPECIALLY after Labor Day.

That said, once again another business in the Village of Suttons Bay has pissed me off. My parents and I went to Boone’s Prime Time Pub last night for dinner. Earlier in the year, my parents had received a gift certificate to Boone’s. My parents don’t just randomly visit restaurants, particularly mid to high price restaurants. They aren’t cheap, it’s just not something they do. I’m fairly comfortable saying that had it not been for this gift certificate we would not have eaten there. Anyhow, the food was good, the service was good and the atmosphere was even good. Boone’s has a ‘good food and atmosphere’ reputation and has for many years. My parents presented the gift certificate, along with a cash tip to the server and off we went. The next thing we knew, the server was hollering out the door trying to tell us that they didn’t accept those gift certificates any more. There are 2 things wrong with this. First, it’s extremely tacky, we had already left the restaurant. Second, it’s not my parents problem that the restaurant no longer accepts gift certificates. This establishment already got their money once, what they hell were there doing asking for it again?

The excuse from the manager on duty was that the restaurant was under new management. To that I say BIG FUCKING DEAL! Where were the signs saying that gift certificates were no longer accepted, why did the server TAKE the gift certificate and accept it AFTER we were sure to ask when we handed it to her if it was still valid? For a meal costing under $40 (the value of the gift certificate), the manager should have simply eaten their loss. Now, they’ve PISSED OFF A LOCAL and I won’t be visiting their establishment this winter. I’m going to tell my obligatory 7 people about this experience. Folks, when you piss off a consumer, that consumer will tell a minimum of 7 people about their experience. Those 7 people will tend to tell 7 more. Pretty soon, you start to loose lots of business because of ONE person that you pissed off. If there is ONE single rule that you must follow as a business owner in a small, seasonal town, it’s take care of the locals. The minute you don’t, you’ve lost a sale and potentially a life long repeat customer. Hanson’s Foods in Suttons Bay has lost my business for a life time because of their arrogance, I’ll have to think long and hard about Boone’s too.

I’ve eaten at Boone’s no fewer than 10 times in the past 5 months. Take my average check for 2 people (about $30 with tip) and multiply that by 10 and you’ve got $300. Subtract the cost of food and labor to prepare it and Boone’s has made a likely profit on me of at least $150. That’s a phone bill or some other utility bill. It’s 8 hours of labor for a server, its a contribution towards the building lease. Take it further, multiply that $150 by the seven people I’m going to tell about this…that’s $1050! You figure it out from here.

NOTE TO LOCAL BUSINESSES: If you think tourists are going to put cash in your pocket in the winter up here you had better think again. A good business decision starts with thoughtful consideration of who your customer base is. If you intend to take advantage of that base, you had better have plans in place for another venture.





Normally Not A Fan

12 11 2006

Generally speaking, I am not a fan of the Libera Choir. To me (and as a former boy chorister), their work is fabricated, highly edited and for the most part fake. This video however was posted on a blog the other day and I figured I should share it here. It is a very nice arrangement and if these kids could actually reproduce these sounds live, they would score some big points with me. For now however, just enjoy the video.